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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

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Sat at 9:49 AM


girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

(Source: zootedboy)

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Wed at 4:28 PM


ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”


All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows. 

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Wed at 4:27 PM


bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes



I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

we joke but this is an actual thing

(Source: daddydom420)

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Wed at 4:26 PM
Once a fuckboy, always a fuckboy.

Mother Teresa (via turnpike-gates)

(Source: adotjam)